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One hakla went for interview & was asked to say -
Institute,Obstitute & Substitute. Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut aur Sabkichut !! |
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Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai. aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se hi kaam chala lo." |
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* Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me
for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing! |
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Jeeto: Doc saab, mujhe thode din bachcha nahinn chahiye.
Doc: Take this condoms. Jeeto: Ye paani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath. Doc: Kele ke saath. |