[caldevil]

randy Parar Gorur Gari
Bojhai Kora Nogno Nari
Gari Chalae Bongshi Bodon
Majhe Majhe Dae Je Chodon....

[caldevil]

CHUDROHI
Lekhok - PAJI GUDE RULE GHOSLAM

BOLO RAAI KOTO UNNATA TOBO MAAI
SOLO BOCHOREO REKHECHO KG ARAI [!!]
TUMI BESSYA TUMI JANOKI AMI GUDHROHI MAATAL
AMI KOCHI KOCHI MAAGI DER CHIRE AANI BAAL
AMI PAGOL AMI CHAGOL
AMI DEKHECHI KOTO SEXY MAAGIR BOGOL
AMI TARJAN AMI SOMRAAJ
AMI DHAMNA AMI MAGIBAAJ
AMI KAHA REO KORI NA BHOI
AMI CHUDITE NA PARIA NIJEKE KORECHI KHOI
AMI SEIDIN HOBO KHANTO
JEDIN CHUDE CHUDE HOBO KLANTO ..

[caldevil]

maruti:==magir gudey aroti
kolkata:==koler talay langto lolita
durgapur:==dudhey gudey bharpoor
Chandana:==Chodar pokkhe mondo na!...O.K. Samas
Raktim:==Raktakto Baraye Antiseptic Cream...Boroline Samas
Khejur:==khichechhi Hujur...Anunoi Tatpurush
Bal Brahmochari:==Bal Tip Kore Bom chorachuri!...Terrorist Samas
Chocchori:==Chude diye case pudiccheri...Tenida Samas
Gambhirjo:==Gamla Bhora Birjo...Toitombur samas
Falguni:==Fakaye Bose baal guni...Abasar Binodon samas
MadhyaMik:==Mamir Gud'e mama'r Kick...Penalty samas
GAMLA:==gudey hamla
Boubhat:==Bouma r gude bhasur er haat...porokiya bahubrihi
sayani:==Saya cheyechilo diyini...refusal samas
NAIHATI:==nunur opor ha(n)ta ha(n)ti
khudaw gawah:==khuda gud mere hawah...witness samas
sayantani:==shaya niye tanatani...dhostadhosti samas
Uccho madhyamik:==Uccho Mai dhik dhik...chih chih samas
sayantani:==sayantan jaake chode ni emon romoni!..."not included" samash!
satyam:==satti aache bara-ye dam...powerful samash
balaka:==baaal tar eka beka...contorted samash
bolche amaye bhitore dhoka...insertion samash
bichitey aanka lomba rekha...geometry samash
bhison aaram diye chode khoka...gudkhor samash
bibhas:==barar bhetor bansh dhukiye ha(n)sfa(n)s

[caldevil]

CHIMA:==chodar nimitte bima...bank-balance samas
Adhyapok:==Ardhek dhukiye pokapok...tarahuro samas
barackpur:==barar mathay koppur..."vanish" samas
jayanti:==jarayu te khunti...atyachar samas
madhuri:==magir gudey bahaduri...millitary samas
atreyee:==aj ratei...tarhahurho samas
brambhon:==brayer talay arhai mon
chashma:==choshe baba hase ma
chumki:==chudbo bole humki
almari:==ale bose pond mari
chomotkar:==chude mude ekakar
madhyyamik:==mamar dhone mamir kick
Raktim:==Rakta makha gude antiseptic cream
chador:==chude chude ador...nabobodhoo karmodharay
MINING:==MAAI NIYE TUNING...Mechanical bohubreehi
boubhat:==bouma-r gud-e bhashur-er hath...chhichhishamas
kelenkari:==kelo magi-r gud-e torch niye enquiry...C.I.D. Shamas
chador:==chud-e ador...poyati shamas

[caldevil]

jekhanei paibe mai...
dulaiya dekho tai..
paileo paite paro omullo chodon..

[caldevil]

aomar nunu choot nunu
dadar nunu mosto
boudir nunur modhikhane chotto ekta gortho
rattir bela dada boudi nunu nunu khele
ghar ghuriye dekhte gele
ghumiye porte bole.

[caldevil]

Fossils er Gaan Jibon cholche na aar Sojapothe r sure gao:

O Bou!! tumi jano na je majhratey,
eka ghareye ai bichanatey ajo sex kori kar sathey,
janina kar ki ba asey jay botol ey te..
tai pod mari dorjatey...ar bhule jai tel dite

mmhh..Chodon cholche na ar shoja pothey,
"in-swing" hoye geche size ey te..
bhabi...khankir eto fadagulo.
keno aj chokhe daye dhulo..
panu dekhi ar kadi....wa-anh!!


mmhh....boudi ese roj dorjatey,
kora narey, ar gud patey...
ar bhenge pore ungli tey...!!

utpatey eka khichey bara,
tar bethay hoi gudhara,...
di Tommy ke askara...


ai khan(ki)...keno eto sentu holo,
shesh hoye gelo panu gulo..
thami.. shunshan phaka bypass ey..
gorom pitch ey bara ghosi charpasey...
cousin durey bose dekhe ar hasey...wa-anh...!!

[subhankar]

Darun Darun, Aro jodi thake stock-e, pathe paren bhai.

[caldevil]

Originally Posted by subhankar

Darun Darun, Aro jodi thake stock-e, pathe paren bhai.

mama aapnarao din aamar kache ja aache aami debo.

[caldevil]

কই সব মামারা কই?কবিতা ভাল লাগলো না?