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18th December 2005
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a very chodu shayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam's daughter.
he was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say a sher. These people were expecting something nice when he started ......... SHER KAHE , SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA SHER KAHE , SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE , CHODE MERA NANA ! People were shocked to here this though this shayar had a famous background of telling some really gandu shayaries . but , this being a Royal Marriage , people asked him to say something about the wedding . to hamare shayar sahab ne farmaaya .... KYA HASEEN FIZA HE INTEZAAAM KI People - WAH , WAH , IRSHAD IRSHAAD !!!! KYA HASEEN FIZA HE INTEZAAAM KI KYA HASEEN FIZA HE INTEZAAAM KI CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAAM KI people were really angry to here this. They started abusing and throwing stones at him . on this , he started ....... AYE DHARTI KE CHAND SITARON.... this calmed people a bit AYE DHARTI KE CHAND SITARON.... MAA KE LAUDON , PATTHAR TO NA MARO people were out of control this time and started beating and kicking him . He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more , so he started ..... GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI ....... GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI ....... JAB BHARE - CHAMAN MAIN HONGE , MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI ..... Rest is history . But this history stayed with him when he grew up. ab jahir hai ki aise chutye ke prem me koi padega nahi . to yeh shayar hyderabad se bombay pyaar ka chakkar chalane ke liye aaya. ek din usne ek acchi ladki ko dekha . Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur thaa to shayar sahab ne farna diya .... MUDKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI You won't believe it. But the girl liked this shayari and she fell for him. Things went well For them for a next few days lekin who ladki kuch aage badne nahi deti thee. To ek suhana mousam pe hamare dost ne use keh hi dala… DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYO HAI LENI HAI WHO CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI That was it !! ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milne jhulna chhod diya. To shayar ki haalat kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairat puchne chale aaye. To chher him up , they requested him to say a sher and dedicate to her So he goes ……… BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE KYA CHEEZ JUDAI HOTI HAI HUM LUND PAKAD KE BAITHE HAI JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI Yeh sunkar dost log hil gayee. Koi bola lund ko sambhalo. To koi kehta hai agar Lund ko pakad ke baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge? To shayar bolta hai …….. KAUN KEHTA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI ? KAUN KEHTA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI ? ARE WHO TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI Yeh sunkar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gayee. Ek dost se to yeh suna bhi Nahi gayaa. To who kehta hai ki mei kaise bhi karke teri darling ko waapis bulaonga. Tere paas wapis aake tujhpe ek ehsaan karne ki bhikh mangoonga. To hamare shayar ko yeh ehsaan lene waali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. To who bola…. EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA , HUM TO MUTH PE GUZARA KARTE HAI EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA , HUM TO MUTH PE GUZARA KARTE HAI JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI , OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI Mehbooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi , to uski yaad bhulane ke liye who shayar Delhi chala gayaa. Wahan jab Qutub Minar ko dekha to bola ….. DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR , SHAYAR KA DIMAAG DODA AASMAN KO CHODNE CHALAA DHARTI KA LAUDA Is per Delhi police ki gaand me khujli hui to use pakad liya gayaa aur court me pesh kiya gayaa. Jab judge ne poocha “tumhe kuch kehna hai?” to who bola…. AYE SANAM UTHA KALAM MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI On such a contempt of court , he was ordered to be hanged till death . When he was burried , the Judge sahiba visited the grave . Needless to say she was very mad so she pissed on his grave. Judge sahiba ke jaane ke baad , shayar ke bhoot ne arz farmayaa………. WO AAYE HAMARI KABAR PAR AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE WO AAYE HAMARI KABAR PAR AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA WHO CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE GAAYE 
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#2
18th December 2005
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Woh raat badi matwaali thi
Woh piya se chudne waali thi Koi aur hi aake...oye hoye koi aur hi aake chod gaya Lehnge mein lauda ponch gaya
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#3
18th December 2005
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Aurat ko apni choot ki gehrayi pe naaz hai,
Aurat ko apni choot ki gehrayi pe naaz hai, to Mard ko apne lund ki lambhayi pe fakkhar hai, agar Aurat ki choot shabnan ka shabaab hai , agar Aurat ki choot shabnan ka shabaab hai , to phir Mard ka lund Lukhnouw ka nawaab hai.
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#4
18th December 2005
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cycle meh hawanahi to chala na ki kya maza,
cycle meh hawanahi toh chala na ki kya maza bistar pah chori nahi toh sonaka kya maza
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#5
18th December 2005
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Kusht chusht Musht Lun
apni muthi apna Lun Chut say kinara kar Muth per guzara kar yeah first year(college) ki kakian chanakti jin ki chatian dhekh kar jin ki chochain Humara lun gunan gunan Pir utha kar sheshi tail ki nusraton kay khel ki chalay hath is tarah lagay kabab jiss tarah pir sir per kafan bandh kar teri phudi or mera lun.. kusht chusht musht lun... 2.Main badshah hoon baghdad ka Lun mera Folad ka Toon malka hai cheen ki phudi teri teeen ki tooon pid pedi main pid pida toon lut chuki main wich deta teri ama aye main has paya tera aba aya main nas paya ....
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#6
18th December 2005
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Increase to dat story above....
once dat shair went to a party where he decided to told good SHAIRS..... he started offf Aye mehfil ghareeban sajaye hai Ithay koi kasai tay koi naye hai Ppl know dat he is bastard he is not gonna give a good decent one so thay threw rokes on him ...den he said Aye mehfil ghareeban sajaye hai Ithay koi kasai tay koi naye hai aye wata kisay baraon nahin marya aye androon kisay maan yuwee hai ... once he was pasin by farm house he he saw a gardener (MALI) and her daughter in da garden he said toon beti hai baghban ki toon kion ho gaye baghi do saib hee to mange thay do kachay thay daagi Gardener was a bigger YUK he replied Tum mehman humare Hum mezban tumhare tahni hila kar dhekh lo jitnay giray tumhare
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#7
18th December 2005
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jab raat ke baara bajte hain.. hum sab muth mara karte hain...
oye oye oye oye oye oye oye jab raat ke baara bajte hain.. hum sab muth mara karte hain... oye oye oye oye oye oye oye aisan kisika.... OYE aisan kisika nahi lete hain... hathon se guzara karte hain oye oye oye oye oye oye oye Woh raat badi matwali thi..... OYEEEEE.... Woh raat badi matwali thi..... woh mujhse chudne wali thi... oye oye oye oye oye oye oye Woh raat badi matwali thi, woh mujhse chudne wali thi woh behen ka loda OYE... woh behen ka loda chod gaya... sadi se muth ko poch gaya... oye oye oye oye oye oye oye
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#8
18th December 2005
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kabira khada bazar me , dekh oont ko roye
Itni unchi gand ko maar sake na koi. Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye, Gaand mar sab chal diyo, PAISA diyo na koye.... Majnu ki halat to dekhiye, kabr mein pada tha Haddiyan to gal gayi thi, par land khada tha........... Laut jaati hai duniya gham hamara dekh kar, Jaise laut jaati hai lehren kinara dekh kar; Aap kandha na dena mere janaze ko, Kahin phir zinda na ho jaoon aapka Bhosda dekh kar! Dil to diya hai tuje, magar ek shart lagayi hai Leni hai woh cheez, jo tune tango me chheepayee hai! hum gujre unki gali se ajab ittefaq tha unhone pheka humpe phool lekin gamla bhi saath tha. Khidki khuli, Julfein nikli Maine socha kismat khuli, Par Afsos Din Eetwaar(Sunday) tha, Woh to Khuli julfon wala sardar tha A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog. Picking the frog up, she comments on the creature's rather hideous appearance. Princess: 'My, but you are really an ugly frog!' Frog: 'I know, I know, I got a really bad spell on me.' Princess: 'Well I've seen frogs with spells but, none as ugly as you.' Frog: 'Look, leave me alone my dear. I told you, it's a really bad spell.' Princess: 'Well even so, if I kiss you will you turn into a prince?' Frog: 'I don't know dear, a spell this bad will probably take a blow job.' Baarish Ka Paani aur Kagaz Ki Kashti....................... Daaru ki botal aur achhhi si Ghashti.......................... Ye Jawaani aur Sex ,do Pal Ki Masti.................. Condom Lagana Dost, yeh Lulee nahi sasti..........!!!! (joke) A hawker is selling a sex-goli. He shouts on the streets: Ek goli lega to lamba hoga! Do lega to khamba hoga! Teen lega to... Suddenly a prostitute overhears and says: Abey bhadve! Chodna hai ki khodna hai???
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#10
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Is this C&P from MB?
 Considering that you are doing a lot of it from there and posting here and taking from here and posting it there. 
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