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Hi friends welcome to the world of non-veg jokes.
Please apprecaite my efforts if u like in the form of reply. hoping you will not dissappoint me. ![]() Also u can add if u want Last edited by maliksmart : 3rd February 2010 at 07:45 PM. |
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these are not mine own collections but from net and from my cell phone
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Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho gaya,
BAAP- ye kiska bachcha hai? Ladki- papa pata nhi main to chota recharge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne life time pack daal diya |
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Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,
saat phero ke sath koi tm se bandh jayega, abhi bhi waqt hai saale kisi kunwari ko chod lo, kya pata kal kitna chuda maal tmhe saunp diya jayega |
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Nav varsh aapke liye sexy ho,
bhagwan aapke munh se lekar gand tak sukh aur samridhi pel pel kar bhar de, koi bhonsari wala aapki jhant na ukhar paaye, HAPPY NEW TEAR 2010 |
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Wish u a peace, love, health wagairah wagairah in 2010,
fuck that shit type of wish, WISH U A LOTS OF SEX, ALCHOHAL, ORGASM, AND I hope u win the fucking lottery |
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If u like the jokes so plz reply me and appreciate me 4 posting more jokes
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Ek hijra army ke sare test paas kar gaya,
Medical test me major bola- Aapke to lund nhi hai? Hijra bola- AAPKO GOLI CHALWANI HAI YA APNI MAA CHUDWANI HAI? |
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Aap ke liye ek rishta aaya hai,
baap doctor hai 10000 salary hai 5000 uper se kamata hai, ladki nurse hai 3000 salary hai aur 30000 neeche se kamati hai. bolo to baat shuru karun aapke liye |
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Dad- kal raat ko tum p k room me gir gaye the?
son- kya bataun dad ye sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua hai, 6 dost 6 beer unme se 5 benchod peete hi nhi the |