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7th November 2006
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AGAIN ..................................   Suraj bana to badal bane, Chand bana to taare bane, Husn bana to deewane bane... Suraj bana to badal bane, Chand bana to taare bane, Husn bana to deewane bane Kuch to hai baat aap mein, Yunhi to nahi paagal-khane bane!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own." - Les Dawson. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright. "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde. "If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." - Henry Youngman. "The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important." - Bobby Robson. "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde "I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown. "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields. "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." - Sacha Guitry. "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx. "My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante. "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons." - Douglas Adams." "I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege." - Times newspaper "The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you." - Charles Dickens. "A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth." - Patrick Murray. "Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer." - Will Rogers. "The Scottish verdict 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again'." - Winifred Duke. "Gentlemen prefer bonds." - Andrew Mellon. "A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist." - Franklin Jones. "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." - Spike Milligan. "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates. "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb. "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai. Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo- Aata hai Usha ke saath, Rehta hai Kiran ke saath, Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aap Kya Jaano Hum aapko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai! Mano Yaa NA Mano Har Pal Faryad Karte Hai, Roz Khat Likhte Hai Cartoon Netwrok Ko, Aur Bas Aapko Hi Dekhne Ki Maang Karte Hai!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master 4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .. 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.. 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." 24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 26. Father : A banker provided by nature. 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. 30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ek tum ho jo kitney acchey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho, ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho, ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho, Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth-pe-jooth boley jaa rahey hain... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aaj tum DIL maango, De Denge...!!! DHADKAN maango De Denge...!!! JIGAR Maango...!!! De Denge...!!! JAAN tak Maango....To wo bhi de Sakte hai.....!!! . . Kyunki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aaj Chaaro films ki CD ghar pe hai!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***************************************************************** Kiska Hain Yeh Tumko Intezaar MAIN HOON NA Dekh Lo Idhar To Ek Baar MAIN HOON NA Khamosh Kyon Ho Jo Bhi Kehna Hai Kaho... . . . . . Kya Batau, Mere Tension Ka Kaaran Bhi TUM HO NA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
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