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gajjab ki randi maa hai
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EKDAM RANDI HAI YE
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nice update..
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#14
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waah! Kya baat hai dost! Post more.
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phir apni mummy ko kab chodoge?waiting 4 next update.
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waiting for update sexy story hain yaar tmhari maa ki choot ko meray 8 inch k lun ka salam
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Pichle teen dinon se main dekh
raha tha, maa theek nahi lag rahi thi. Saat din pehle maa apne maike gayi thi aur jab se lauti hain, tab se woh kafi kamzor nazar aa rahi thi. Kuch gadbadi thi unme, joh mujhe nazar nahi aa raha tha. Woh na theek se chal pa rahi thi, na theek se baith sakti thi. Mujhe thoda bahut sakk tha ke zarur kuch huwa hai unke saath. Maine unse jaanne ki kosish ki par unka jawab mere liye kaafi nahi tha. Woh kuch chupa rahi thi jo unke baatein mujhe unke baton se pata chal raha tha. Jab unhone kuch saaf bataya nahi toh maine bhi puchna chod diya aur apna kaam karne laga. Shaam ke lag-bhag saat baje meri maa ke phone pe ek message aaya. Maa kitchen me thi toh unhe pata nahi chala. Main jab us message ko padha toh mera sakk kafi gehra huwa. Message kisi unknown number se tha aur usme likha tha: "Ab tum kaisi ho? Sab thik thak toh hai na? Kya hum phir mill sakte hain?" Woh number mere liye unknown tha, par sayad maa ke liye nahi. Maine unka inbox dekha toh us number se ek do blank messages the. Maine uss number ko note kar liya aur seedha PCO chala gaya. ♥Phone: Trrring trrring! Trrring trrring!..... Hello! ♥Main: Hello! ♥Phone: Haan kaun? ♥Main: Aap kaun? ♥Phone: Aapne phone kiya hai. Aap pehle bataiye aap kaun. ♥Main: Dekhiye, mere number pe aapne abhi ek message bheja hai. Mera number hai 9105****** ♥Phone: Oh! Yeh toh Saakshi ji ka number hai. ♥Main: Haan. Main unka beta bol raha hun. ♥Phone: Arey tu. Main Suresh mama. Pehchana? ♥Main: Suresh mama aap? Par aap ko kaise pata chala ke meri maa ki tabiyat kharab hai? Aur aap ka number maa ne apne phone pe save kyun nahi kiya hai? ♥Suresh mama: Mmm...matlab...mm. Pata nahi. Mera matlab hai ke.... Arey chod na in baaton ko. Main Blue Moon hotel me thehra hun. Kuch dinon ke liya yahan aana pada. Tu aaja. Thodi baatein karenge. ♥Main: Aap kitne dinon se ho yahan pe? ♥Suresh mama: Aaj hi aaya hun. Tu aaja. Phir baat karenge. ♥Main: Thik hai main maa se puch ke aata hun. ♥Suresh mama: Maa...se... Arey maa se kya puchna. Tu aaja na. ♥Main: Achcha theek hai. Dekhta hun. Maine phone rakh diya. Suresh mama mera apna mama nahi hai. Woh mere mama ka dost tha. Mama se jhagra hone ke baad humse bhi zyaada talukat nahi rakhte the. Achanak unka meri maa ke phone par message aur unka mujhe apne hotel room me bhi bulana, mujhe dal me kuch kala laga. Upar se ek baat mere dimag mein hamesa thi. Do teen saal pehle ekbar main Suresh mama aur mami ko mila tha. Woh meeting ekdum achanak se huwa tha. Main apne camera mein ek film reel load karke ghar ja raha tha aur mama ko maine ek dukan pe dekha aur wohi jaake maine baat karna suru kar diya. Mami bahut achchi thi aur unke saath mere photos bhi hain mere personal album mein. Jab woh photo lene ki baat aayi toh mama aur mami dono hi hichkichane lage par maine kuch photos le liye. Unme se teen mami ke photos the mama ke saath aur do photos the mere saath. Unhone mujhe apne ghar bhi bulaya tha. Par teen char din baad jab main school se ghar laut raha tha, tab apne car me maine Suresh mama ko dekha ek aurat ke saath kahin jaate huwe. Par woh aurat mami nahi, koi aur thi. Sayad se Suresh mama ne bhi mujhe dekha par unhone apni car nahi roki. Aur tabse woh mujhe avoid karte hain aur sayad se darr te bhi hain. Mera sakk gehrata jaa raha tha aur maine maa ko bina bataye Hotel Blue Moon jaane ka faisla kar liya. Jab Hotel pahucha toh maine reception me mama ka naam batake room number poocha. Phir ek baat mere dimag me aayi aur maine unke iss hotel mein check- in ka date pooch liya. Pehle receptionist ne inkaar kar diya par jab maine usse 100 ka ek note dikhaya toh usne sab bata diya. Receptionist ne joh date bataya, woh dus din pehle ka tha. Aur mama ne mujhe bola tha ke woh aaj hi aaye hain. Yeh mere liye pehla jhatka tha. Suresh mama bahut hi gande kisam ke aadmi hain aur jab bhi woh kahin pe haazir hote hain toh yeh baat pakki hai ke kuch golmaal hone wala hai. Doosra jhatka tab laga jab uss receptionist ne mujhe ek log book pe sign karne ko kaha, jispe iss hotel me har aane jaane walon ka record hota hai. Room number 208 me, jo ki mere mama ka room hai, wahan pe Sakhshi Dubey, yaani meri maa ka bhi sign hai theek saat din pehle ke date mein. Maine wapas receptionist se poocha ke Suresh Radia ke room me koi aurat aayi thi ke nahi. Usne jawab diya ke ek aurat aayi thi aur purey chaar din tak unke saath ruki thi. Maine socha, 'Meri maa, Suresh mama ke saath hotel me char din.... Aur woh bhi apne maaike jaane ke bahane!' Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha tha. ****************** Suresh mama ke room mein jab gaya toh woh bahut khush nazar aa rahe the aur woh mujhse baatein karne lage. Mujhe kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ke kya hone wala hai aur tabhi mere saare sawalon ke jawab mere saamne aane lage: ♥Mama: Tere paas woh photos hain jo tune teri so called mami ke saath kheenchi thi? ♥Main: So called kyun? ♥Mama: Kyun ki woh meri girl friend hai. Meri biwi nahi. Meri biwi toh woh hai jiske saath tune mujhe uss din car mein dekha tha. ♥Main: Oh! Toh aap mujhse kya chahte hain? ♥Mama: Woh photos mujhe de de. Agar meri biwi ko pata chal gaya toh uske papa ke sarey property woh apne naam kar legi aur mujhe ghar se nikal degi. ♥Main: Kuch samjha nahi. ♥Mama: Main samjhata hun. Mere sasurji ki 2-3 crore rupay ke property hain aur woh yeh sab mere aur mere biwi ke naam karne wale hain. Unhe lungs cancer huwa hai aur unke paas zyada din nahi hai. Mujhe property ka aadha hissa tab tak milega jab tak meri biwi chahegi. Ab jab tak woh photos tere paas hai tab tak main chain se nahi reh sakta. Woh mujhe de de. ♥Main: Kyun? Usse mujhe kya milega? ♥Mama: Kuch nahi. Ya phir bahut kuch. ♥Main: Mujhe 30 lakh rupay chahiye. ♥Mama: Kuch nahi. Ya phir bahut kuch. ♥Main: Mujhe 30 lakh rupay chahiye. ♥Mama: Mujhe pata tha tu aise nahi maanega. Isiliye maine tere liye kuch intezaam kiya hai. Yeh le kuch voice recordings sun. Phir tujhe chaar movie bhi dikhaunga. ♥Main: Yeh sab kiske hain? ♥Mama: Sun ke toh dekh. Tujhe pata chal jaayega. Yeh kehke unhone apna cell phone mujhe de diya.......... ****************** Maine head-phone ko apne kaano mein lagaya aur woh voice recordings sunne laga. Pehla aawaz Suresh mama ka tha. ♥Mama: Arey aaja aaja. Kitne dino baad. Kitni badal gayi hai. Puri aunty-type lag rahi hai pata hai? Itna dur theek tha, par jab maine dusri awaaz suni toh main ekdum se sure tha ke woh meri maa ki hai. ♥Maa: Tu bhi toh badal gaya hai.... Woh sab baatein chhod. Suna hai tu amir banne wala hai. 3-4 crore rupay milenge. ♥Mama: Theek suna hai. ♥Maa: Oye hoye! Kya karega itne paise ka? Kuch mujhe bhi de na. ♥Mama: Dunga dunga. Magar pehle ek rakhayel rakkhunga. Sali ko har roz chodunga. ♥Maa: ha ha ha ha ha..... Bakwas mat kar. Bata na kya karega? ♥Mama: Bakwas nahi hai. Sachchi me. ♥Maa: Phir toh mujhe kuch nahi milega. Sara wohi kha jayegi. ♥Mama: Tu ban ja na meri rakhayel. Tera hissa bhi tujhe milega aur.... ♥Maa: Chup kar. Ulta seedha bolta rahta hai. Bachpan mein rakhi pehnati thi tujhe. Bhul gaya. ♥Mama: Haan. Toh kya? Bachpan mein rakhi pehnati thi aur ab condom pehnayegi. Tab aarti utarti thi aur ab pant utaregi. Ha ha ha ha..... ♥Maa: Ha ha ha ha ha.... ♥Mama: Hasi toh phasi. Kyun didi? Ya phir..... Darling kahun? ♥Maa: Chup kar. Harami sala. ♥Mama: Haan haan. Tu kuch mat bol. Mujhe pata hai bachpan mein tu kya thi. Tujhe pata hai tu jab nahati thi, main tujhe chhup chhup ke dekhta tha. Aur tu toh sali khidki kholke nangi nahati thi. ♥Maa: Haan pata hai. Woh khidki toh tere liye hi khula rakhti thi. Ha ha ha.... ♥Mama: Kya? Kya boli tu? ♥Maa: Haan. Tu jab mujhe nahate huye dekhta tha toh mujhe achcha lagta tha. Aur tu toh kabhi mere samne baat hi nahi karta tha. Tune toh koi kosish hi nahi ki mujhe patane ki. ♥Mama: Aur us padosh ke Verma uncle, jo tujhe maths padhata tha? Aur woh cosmetics shop ka dukandar? Un sab ke saath kya lafda tha? ♥Maa: Woh dono toh purey madarchod they. ♥Mama: Bata na unke saath tera kya chakkar tha? ♥Maa: Nahi bataungi. ♥Mama: Bata na bata na. Please. Mujhe pata hai un dono ke saath tera kuch toh lafda tha. Kya tha bol na. ♥Maa: Itni chahat hai sunne ki? Theek hai toh phir sun....... ♥Mama: Ruk ruk. Apni saari ke aanchal ko apne chhaati se thoda hata. ♥Maa: Kyun? ♥Mama: Tera cleavage dekhna hai. Nahi toh koi feeling nahi aa rahi hai. ♥Maa: Chutiya sala. Dekh.... Itna chalega? ♥Mama: Chalega nahi. Daudega. Uff!!! kya mast cheez hai tere paas. Haan abb bol........ Last edited by hot_hunk_4_U : 1st April 2011 at 04:13 PM. |
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Coming Soon.....
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NICE
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